Offensive Office Pens

Unlike our famous endless musical cards, these pens keep it simple - they're just perfectly sassy pens with sayings that capture the soul of modern office frustrations. No glitter explosions, no endless sounds, just quality writing instruments that happen to express what everyone's thinking during those "quick sync" meetings.

Each pen features workplace truths that capture every office worker's internal thoughts:

"That's Not My Job" - The ultimate workplace boundary-setting phrase that every employee needs in their arsenal

"Per My Last Email" - Professional passive-aggression at its finest for when you've already explained something three times

"I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow" - Honest mental health planning for when you need a strategic wellness day

"This Meeting Could Have Been An Email" - The universal truth that validates every office worker's meeting fatigue

"Oh, For F*s Sake"** - Sometimes you just need to express workplace frustration with appropriate workplace-inappropriate language

Perfect Pens For Many Occasions

• Office Revenge Gifts - Perfect for passive-aggressive coworkers who love expressing workplace frustrations with humor and sass
• Administrative Professionals - Ideal for office workers who deal with endless emails, pointless meetings, and scope creep daily
• Boss & Manager Gifts - Great for supervisors with a sense of humor who understand the realities of office communication struggles
• Secret Santa & White Elephant - Hilarious workplace gifts that perfectly capture everyone's internal office monologue