They graduated? Cool. Now make them regret it. This card plays "Pomp and Circumstance" over and over and over for hours. It's the gift that says 'congrats on your achievement, now enjoy this endless torture.
What's included in the Graduation Bundle:
Endless Graduation Music Card - Plays graduation music on repeat for 3+ hours until the battery dies or they surrender. Hidden glitter trap deploys if they try to destroy it 🎉
Glitter Surprise - Large biodegradable glitter hidden inside that bursts out when they inevitably try to stop the music
💌 We Make It Easy:
You choose the message and ship date
We activate the card, insert your message, seal it up, and handle everything else
This isn't just a graduation card — it's a fully activated prank delivered straight to their door. We handle the setup, you enjoy their "gratitude." The perfect way to say "Congratulations, now suffer like the rest of us adults."
Want to send to yourself?
Visit jokergreeting.com That way you can sign and deliver it yourself.
