Ship an Endless Retirement Card Directly to Your Recipient

Want to be responsible for the best story they tell this year? This retirement prank card plays a poppy retirement song nonstop for hours and we handle everything so you don't have to. For coworkers, bosses, friends, or anyone finally getting out of the office for good.

Card Features

• Plays a nonstop poppy retirement song until battery dies (3+ hours)
• Glitter releases if the card is ripped apart
• Ships in a plain white envelope (Glitter Trap Envelope sold separately, can be added at checkout)
• Custom message printed inside or send anonymously

Next Steps

• Choose your ship date at checkout
• Add your custom message (optional)
• We pull the tab to activate the card, write your message, and mail it directly
• Recipient opens the card and the celebration begins. Their phone will be ringing shortly after.