Dog People Pens
Dog People Pens
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Dog Lover Novelty Pens Set - Funny Dog Owner Gifts with Hilarious Puppy Sayings
Straight-Up Dog Humor, No Gimmicks Unlike our famous endless musical cards, these pens keep it simple - they're just really funny pens with sayings that capture the essence of dog ownership. No glitter explosions, no endless sounds, just quality writing instruments that happen to be absolutely hilarious to anyone who shares their life with dogs.
Each pen features relatable dog owner humor that every dog person will instantly recognize:
"I work hard so my dog can have nice things" - The ultimate truth about dog parent priorities and why we spoil our furry kids
"Sorry I can't. I have plans with my dog" - Every dog owner's most honest excuse for choosing puppy time over social events
"I was told there would be dogs" - Perfect for dog lovers who are disappointed when promised dogs don't materialize
"I like big mutts and I cannot lie" - A hilarious twist on the classic song that celebrates mixed breed love
"Tell your dog I said hi" - The most important message to pass along to fellow dog owners you meet
Perfect For Many Occasions
- Dog Lover Gifts - Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who are obsessed with their furry companions and appreciate dog humor
- Dog Mom & Dog Dad Gifts - Ideal for proud dog parents who work hard so their pups can have the best life possible
- Office Gifts & Secret Santa - Brighten up the workplace with these funny dog-themed pens that dog owners will love using daily
- Birthday & Holiday Presents - Great stocking stuffers, birthday gifts, or "just because" presents for anyone who considers dogs their best friends
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