Demotivational Office Pens - Funny Workplace Humor Gifts

Unlike our famous endless musical cards, these pens keep it simple - they're just really honest pens with sayings that capture the soul-crushing reality of modern office life. No glitter explosions, no endless sounds, just quality writing instruments that happen to tell the uncomfortable truth about workplace expectations.

Brutally Honest Workplace Sayings

Each pen features demotivational quotes that capture the reality of office life:

"You can be replaced" - The ultimate workplace truth that keeps everyone grounded and humble

"It will probably get worse" - Perfect pessimistic wisdom for those overly optimistic Monday morning meetings

"Failure is always an option" - A refreshing alternative to toxic positivity and unrealistic workplace expectations

"You're going to f*ck it up at some point" - Honest acknowledgment that everyone makes mistakes eventually

"Dream big. Then settle" - The most realistic career advice you'll ever receive, perfectly capturing adult life

• You can be replaced
  
• It will probably get worse
  
• Failure is always an option
  
• You're going to f*ck it up at some point
  
• Dream big. Then settle.
  

Perfect For Many Occasions

• Office Gag Gifts & White Elephant - Perfect for workplace gift exchanges with brutally honest humor that captures the reality of office life
• Coworker Gifts & Secret Santa - Ideal for colleagues who appreciate dark humor and the honest truth about workplace expectations
• New Job & Career Gifts - Give new employees a realistic welcome with these hilariously demotivational workplace reality checks
• Boss & Manager Gifts - Perfect for supervisors with a sense of humor who understand the absurdity of corporate motivation culture