Funny Cat People Pens

Unlike our musical prank cards, these pens are straightforward novelty items - no tricks, no glitter, no surprises - just pure cat humor that cat people will genuinely appreciate and use every day.

Hilarious Cat Sayings Included

"Show me your kitties" - Perfect for fellow cat enthusiasts who love sharing photos of their feline friends

"Sorry I'm late, my cat was napping on me" - Every cat owner's most honest and relatable excuse for tardiness

"Dogs have owners, Cats have staff" - The ultimate truth about the cat-human relationship that all cat people understand

"All my stuff is covered in cat hair" - The universal reality of cat ownership that unites cat lovers everywhere

Pens are great for

• Cat Lover Gifts - Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who are obsessed with their feline companions and appreciate cat humor
• Office Gifts & Secret Santa - Lighten up the workplace with these funny cat-themed pens that cat owners will absolutely love and use daily
• Birthday & Holiday Presents - Ideal stocking stuffers, birthday gifts, or "just because" presents for anyone who considers themselves cat people
• Cat Lady & Crazy Cat Person Gifts - Show your favorite cat enthusiast that you understand their feline obsession with these relatable humor pens