Endless Crying Mother's Day Card - Gift Delivery
Endless Crying Mother's Day Card - Gift Delivery
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Ship an Endless Crying Mother's Day Card Directly to Your Recipient
Want to be the reason mom's Mother's Day goes from peaceful to absolutely chaotic in under three seconds? This card plays a baby crying nonstop for hours, arrives with the tab pulled ready to go, and ships directly to her door. The Mother's Day card for the mom who survived the sleepless nights, the endless crying, and somehow still calls it the best years of her life.
Card Features
- Plays a baby crying nonstop for 3+ hours until the battery dies
- Glitter releases if the card is ripped apart
- Ships in a plain white envelope (Glitter Trap Envelope sold separately, can be added at checkout)
- Custom message printed inside or send anonymously
Next Steps
- Choose your ship date at checkout
- Add your custom message (optional)
- We pull the tab to activate the card, write your message, and mail it directly
- Your phone will be ringing shortly after
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Customer Reviews
It was funny, but it was very easy for the person to disconnect the music. It only lasted about a minute and the glitter unfortunately did not end up everywhere.
When the postal service runs the card through processing machine it damages the mechanism. One card didn’t play the greetings and both cards spewed out the glitter when card opened.
I sent it to my best friend, warning his wife about the glitter. No need because several hours later my friend was losing his mind and, with lighter fluid and an outdoor fire pit, he lit it up. And it kept playing while burning. None of us ever laughed this hard.
Everything went over well and laughs all around
Three victims down, one on the horizon. Best ever! First victim texted me afterwards only to say "I just found out that the freezer isn't soundproof." That's all he said. Second, my son... called me a scoundrel. Indeed!
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